I was browsing and reading a particular article at ph.sports.yahoo.com, “76ers beat Lakers to spoil Bryant’s milestone night”, written by AFP News – Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:37 PM PHT.
As I scroll down to the comments section below the article, I saw this comment by Sakristang Lollipop wrote
“Behind this fame and glory, most of us hindi alam ang ginagawang training nila kobe sa gym. Minsan na akong inanyayahan maglaro sa friendly game vs lakers sa kanilang sariling training court. gulat na gulat ang lahat ng bigla kong ipakita ang aking mga power move na kahit kanilang i execute ang full court triple team defense nila ay lusot pa din ako. Nakagawa ako ng 58points 28assist 34rebounds ang 43blocks sa first half. Hindi na ako ulit pumasok sa second half kasi malabo na silang makahabol sa score na 63-2 in favor sa team ko. oha“
English version of the comment: (to the best of my ability to translate)
“Behind this fame and glory, most of us doesn’t know what training kobe and the others do in the gym. Once, I was invited to play a friendly game vs lakers at their own training court. Everybody was shocked when I showcased my power moves that no matter how they execute their full court triple team defense is that I still get away with it. I made 58 points, 28 assists, 34 rebounds and 43 blocks in the first half. I didn’t play in the second half because it’s almost impossible for them to make a run to rally back to score of 63-2 in favor of my team. O-ha”
After reading the comment by Sakristang Lollipop, I want to reply a hate comment but after further reading I was amused. Finding myself laughing my guts out.
Narge Gandorista wrote, “Galing ah..Paano ka naka 28 assist kung score nyo 63 lang? Mapangarap“
“Great… How did you get 28 assist if your team scored only 63 points only? Dreamer.“
Which is also true, knowing Lollipop here scored 58 points.
This is where I burst and can’t stop myself from laughing.
Lollipop answered back, “kasi mula three points ko ipapasa yung bola, bago makarating yung pinasa kong bola sa loob andun na ako. mabilis pa ako sa bola. kya assist ko yun sa sarili ko. acheche“
In English: (again, my savvy translation)
“because from three points(referring to the 3-pt line) I’ll pass the ball, before the ball gets there, I am already there. I’m faster than the ball, that’s why it’s my assist to myself. acheche(in the Philippines, this is done after every corny jokes that every will laugh at)”
This pretty much completed my day that it also inspired me to write and share it on my non-google-friendly blog site. Enjoy!
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